…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, That was fine. And your life is a long line of fine.

- Flynn, Gillian. Gone Girl.  (via wordsnquotes)
calins:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP

fedswatching:

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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Love makes you want to be better…But maybe love, real love, also gives you permission to just be the…[person] you are.

For you, a thousand times over.

me on my deathbed: i just have one more thing 2 say before i die
everyone: what is it
me: the kardashians just love each other so much like no matter what anyone says they always have each others backs and remember when rob didn't go to kims wedding because he was feeling self conscious and she wasnt even mad she was just sad for him like how sweet is that
everyone: are u serio-
me: kardashians 4 life
me: [dies]

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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