who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
When my parents type “www.” into the url.
I’m like:
and they’re just like:
Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room
| friend: | who's the gay looking one from one direction? |
| me: | you're gonna have to be more specific |
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
“What are you doing this weekend?”
“What are you doing this summer?”
“What are you doing with your life?”
