…if I ever feel far away know I am not gone.
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
A library is a place where you can lose your innocence without losing your virginity.
I’m the jealous type. You wanna know why? Because we started off as ‘just friends’ too.
guys who spank your ass hard and play with you from behind are the best